…and Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy running through the crowd, not even attempting to fight, screaming for their son
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.
Draco and Hermione being youtubers and doing collabs like boyfriend does my make up
WAIT OMG YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUTUBE!AU
LIKE SERIOUSLY THEY ARE LIFE RIGHT BEHIND MAMA!AU
but no seriously I can imagine that collab though
"Jeez, Granger, how many bottles of this do you need? So umm…I’ll just put this on—”
"Draco, you put the bronzer after the foundation"
"Draco, no you’re going to poke my eye out."
"I know what I’m doing, Granger. Let the master work."
"I look like a clown."
"Umm…a very pretty clown."